Only two items of interest tonight and both of them are very serious.
- I waxed my eyebrows last night and darned near pulled all the skin off my eyelids. There is a scar there now. They are red and unsightly. Who let me near hot wax in the first place?
- Even more serious than that, I MUST MUST MUST* lose weight SOON! I don’t want some sort of mysterious witch’s brew of a concoction to help me lose it. I want to lose it healthfully but also as quickly as possible (I’m also not interested in starving myself – I do like food.) I knew this was at a “Code Blue” status when I mentioned that I was “weighty” and my aunt – who loves me dearly – didn’t disagree. Yipes. Ideally, I’d like to lose 30 pounds. Any sage advice out there for me?
As I had mentioned last night, my posts in the coming weeks will be short and sweet, if posted at all. That’s all for tonight, folks. It’s an early night for me; we have a yard sale to man tomorrow! I’ll need all the good vibes I can get.
*Bold letters included to express severity of said situation.